Potentially dangerous liaisons

Wifey:  It's ten o'clock. We need to go to bed. 

Me:  Meh. I don't wanna go to bed yet. 

Wifey:  It won't hurt you to go to bed earlier. 

Me:  What if there was a poisonous snake in our bed, and it planned on leaving at 10:30?  Going to bed earlier would, in fact, hurt me. 

- My logic is flawless.